I Think I Just Got Hit On

This is a little outdated. So in advance I am sorry for not bringing this up earlier. But as I just started this blog yesterday I am sure you will all forgive me. About two weeks ago the two main candidates for Vice President of the United States engaged in what appeared to be a debate on the issues that are prevalent to American's today. While they discussed issues like: the economy, war in Iraq, their own experience, and a 3rd grade classroom somewhere, it's seems apparent (as I have not seen this reported anywhere else) that Sarah Palin was trying to make her move on me. I submit as piece of evidence #1 the picture located above.

Now, as this picture clearly demonstrates Sarah Palin is giving ole' GB the hey hows it going, lets meet after this debate so we can "discuss" the "issues really facing America". Now don't get me wrong Sarah Palin is probably the hottest elected official to come around in a long time. However, unfortunately for her shes not exactly my type. First of all, I am off the market (hey Syd!) and all of this talk is hypothetical anyway, but for starters Jews don't play hockey. While my friend Jereme Geller may appear to be the exception, something tells me he was closer to an ice princess than a hockey player. If Sarah and I had kids, I would be depriving her from being the hockey mom that she claims to be. Also I am anti- cold weather. Sarah is the governor of Alaska, sure I've heard Alaska is beautiful and there are Moose and shit up there...but it is freaking cold...so sorry Sarah you are 0 for 2. Finally, I am not even close to being ready to be a father, so how in the hell could I be ready to be a grandfather (or step grandfather...you get the idea) with Bristol being all preggers, I'm afraid I'm going to have to JUST SAY NO!

So to recap, Sarah I am flattered. I really am. I can't say that I am all that surprised cause hey what elected public official doesn't cheat on their spouse (for examples see: Bill Clinton, that guy who tried to bang a dude in an airport bathroom, or the former governor of NY) but for Sarah to be so up front about it, when she was supposed to be debating was a little hard for even me to handle. So Sarah, thanks but no thanks